The Meat Hook

Why is it that everytime I leave my new bike out, locked up overnight something bad happens to my seat?

Bird droppings, then cigarette burn, those all seem pretty normal, but blood? Really people? I hadn’t even had a cup of coffee yet and when I came to collect my bike this morning in front of the Tea Room it was covered in blood.

I guess it was Dan’s birthday pt II and his Friday so it doesn’t seem totally unexplained but weird nontheless.